Thursday, August 28, 2008

Quote of the day
I HATE MOSQUITO! and cucumber...
>Seiji

World Council

Welcome back to the world council. Its been nearly 1.5 year since the last rubbish pointless council.

Chair: Ah, what did we talk last time? (laying on the sofa, scratching his ass)
John McClane the dominant male: Hey we talked about my favorite hard out'Die Hard 4.0'
Marty the subdominant male after psyco therapy: I agr....I dont agree that
Dr No: No
Chair: oh yeah we talked about technology didnt we? (checking his email on his new iPhone)

Chair: okay, today's topic shall be 'Olympics'.

'Olympics'


John McClane the dominant male: Hey this is very hot topic! thats hard out!
Dr No: No
Marty the subdominant male after psyco therapy: What did you think about the Beijing Olympics? I personally was against it. Coz you know they had soo much problems before and they werent really in the condition to host the olympics. and also did you hear about that most of the fireworks in the opening were CG and the girl sang the national song wasnt even singing... blah blah blah blah
Dr. who: Who?
Marty the subdominant male after psyco therapy: the Chinese girl in the opening! I mean it was like soo offensive to the girl who actually sang the song. Oh yeah, did you also hear that China banned a lot of thing during the period? I think it was just so disturbing. really how ca....ugg.... yeah I agree that
Mr Jones: I think I would do quite good in the Olympics.
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that
Pan the Labyrinth: Im a princess
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that

Chair: okay lets vote





murmurs








Result


Gold 35
Silver 56
I better not do it 19
Really wanted to go to venice film festival 35
I don....I agr...agree that 1
I get at least 10 emails about enlargement pills a day 1
Really stuck what to write 1


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There is a guy standing on the balcony naked...

Its been nearly 2 months since I updated this blog last time...

so here is the bullet point what ive done past 2 months as usual

  • went to berlin, madrid, japan
  • graduation
  • got food poisoning
  • learning how to make flash website
  • arguing with my brother
  • eating a lot
  • sleeping a lot
  • feeling that Im on holiday
  • watching a lot of movies
  • living in Milano
  • inking
  • went to aquarium in Genova and enjoyed the kids park the most! (kids science roles!)
  • nice exercise
  • had blackout
So the highlight of these 2 months is the aqua.......


Breaking News!!


Now there are 3 naked gay-looking men on the balcony across the street... And Ida Maria is singing 'I like you so much better when you are naked' on the radio...


Amazing timing!

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Holiday (Milano-Venice)




When I look up the sky
When I close my eyes
When I take a deep breath
I feel calm

It somehow reminds me the feeling that you are next to me




I am no longer student now!
Five years of long studying life has ended, now my new life is about to start (actually already started)


To celebrate, I gave myself a nice trip to Milan and Venice
As always, it has been very adventurous and funny.

To start with here is the list of what I had in Italy

  • panini
  • pizza
  • cheese
  • lasagna (the best)
  • japanese
  • Mc fry
  • carbonara
  • loads of pasta
  • loads of gellato
  • A lot
  • Romantic mood
  • crepe
  • Kebab
  • hotdog
  • cheese cake
Anyway, I gained 3kg in 5 days.




















Upcoming posts
-Journals
-VS Mosquito
-Farty Woman at the Airport

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Friday, May 30, 2008

Regrets

Okay now I messed up this blog.

Shouldnt have done it without plan...
.... Dont like banner...
Hmmmm ,,,,, (6:30am)

Under construction

Due to my completion of Uni,

THis boringest website everis going to be under construction for a bit (2-3 days I guess)

it will be more boring than ever.

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Saturday, May 24, 2008

Grrr Sleeeeep... Ah, no. NOOOO.

I really love that these kinda things happens to me a lot.

I nearly finished my dissertation. and been relaxing and sorting out all boxes these days.

I was already in the bed, still talking to the person I think really cool on skype

started feeling tired and sleepy (not because I was bored or something)

So I decided to go to bed.

I shut down the laptop

I shut down my eyes...

I was ready to fall asleep (I was already half asleep)

then it happened

I sneezed and hit my head on the wall.

ah fantastic.

now awake.

Im the only one on the skype

How many times do I have to do this??

Really, Im sure I wrote the same thing before.

Well well,

have a GOOD night

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Monday, May 12, 2008

Smoking or what? >thx Dafni

I heard that people who smoke just want to have something in their mouth.

So when they stop smoking they tend to eat too much, just coz their mouth feel lonely.

So I always had a ice cube in my mouth. Actually its nice. specially in summer.

your tongue gets quite numb but well still, its nice. its nice to have something in mouth.

and its just a water so you dont get fat.

One risk is the when you put it in your mouth straight from freezer, it sticks on your tongue and its painful. so the trick is you first get it wet then put in the mouth.

and ice melt very quickly. concerning global warming probably its faster.
less ozone layers causing it as well. Polar Bear are dying.

Alas Mother Nature,

Lets stop the global warming!!

Friday, May 09, 2008

Get busy living, or get busy dying

I finally watched Shawshank Redemption yesterday.

To be honest, it was more than I expected.
It was something worthy to watch at 3 oclock in the morning.

I loved the quote

"Get busy living, or get busy dying"

it is quite philosophical. and gave me a lot of energy.
Since then, Ive been working very hard.

However, Ive just realized it doesnt mean

"get busy working (without sleep), or die"

Yeah, cant remember how many times I went through this problem.

Oh well, I shall go to bed now then...... its 5:20am here now.

i can hear birds

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008

What happened 3-4 years ago

"Oi"

Someone shouted at my back when I was on the way home from the town centre in the dark.

"Oi you"

I did not recognize the voice
It might be someone trying pick a fight with me, I thought
Should I fight like a man? or Should I run away? My head was full of those ideas.

If I fight, I need to be quick, but what if he has a knife or weapons
Okay, need to punch his face straight away when I turn around.
and once he flinches I kick his nuts
I was creating all fighting strategy in my head.

Okay, I can do that, it will work.
So I turned around.

I saw a very tall guy with very grumpy looking on his face

"Oi, Seiji"

Then I realized, It was my brother.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Stupid system

I really would like to complain one thing about English language.

You might have felt this as well. Its just very inefficient and stupid but still no one, ever, has tried to change it.

It is one of simplest thing you might experience everyday.



PUSH PULL



Honestly, its confusing. P and U!!!

Im sure there are only a few people who are cleaver and calmed enough to read them.

I wonder how many times each person does this in his/her life.
"Oh crap, it was Push(Pull) hahaha"

Really, probably we are wasting 2-3 days of our life.
If we had 2-3 days more, we could do a lot of things for good.

Also this also might damage your arm as well.

Please, someone have to change this.

maybe they should make door like

for Push side, no where to hold, just a hand mark
for Pull side, put a handle.

then people would recognize it easily

well, who cares tho.

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