Quote of the day
I was the one (not anymore) so whats the point?
-Seiji

Somethingman

On 29th November, French spiderman was arrested.



Why always Spider+man, bat+man, Hulk, super+man?
something+man

okay, I made new heros then.

iPodman
-20GB over 5000 songs

Onionman
-smells like onion

Computerman
-can shut down hisself (needs someone to turn on)

Cowman
-fat

pigman
-pink

Penman
-got ink in his body

Pencilman
-a Brother of Penman

Manman
-He is the man of men

Policeman
-Police bit him and he become a police

Clockman
-always on time

Crapman
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Quote of the day
I agree that
-Seiji

Scouse Pigeons

"Scouse Pigeons are brave"
Student Seiji Nakano said.

I was walking to school this morning. There were 6-11 Pigeons on the road. I had to walked into them.

!?

They didnt fly away!
so I nearly fell over trying not to kick them

I think Pigeons are getting stronger and stronger

This could happen at anytime



The world is changing
History is made everyday
I really worry about my drawing skill

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Quote of the day
Woa! Its snowing!!!!!
-Seiji

Im a bit sick. daaaa. I wish I had a body that never gets sick.



Only picture today

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Quote of the day
Sitting, Waiting, Washing
-Seiji


UNFORTUNATELY UNFORTUNATELY UNFORTUNATELY

Chapter 1

Last Friday night
Me and Jonathan had a try going to "Road Kill" the new night night club.
Friday night. yes. everyone goes out having a drink and dancing around.

A Bouncer: Thanks for coming
Me, Jonathan:...? thats unusual. Bouncers never says thank you.

so we paid £2 to get in.




....!?












TOO QUIET FOR FRIDAY NIGHT!!

I now know why they said THANK YOU



Chapter 2

On Saturday night, there were three party happening.
first went to jennas then went to corines. then came back to jennas.
Yea, so far so good.
Then we decided to go to warehouse party.
We decided to take a taxi to get there.



this is a conversation we had on the taxi

Seiji: so you know exactly where we going?

Everyone:... no.



!?


Perfect, just perfect.
we couldn't get there anyway.

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Quote of the day
Oh C. What time is it?
-Seiji

Todays schedule

4am-3pm sleep
3pm breckfast
4pm check email
5pm-10:30pm sleep

What a unhealthy day........

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Quote of the day
Hang on, is it law or raw?
-Seiji

Law exam is over = my life is over

Global warming issue

"We find that CO2 is about 30% higher than at any time, and methane 130% higher than at any time; and the rates of increase are absolutely exceptional: for CO2, 200 times faster than at any time in the last 650,000 years."

said Professor someone.

World is changing.
Day after Tomorrow is not just a movie. even tho it was a bit crap
CO2 is the main reason for the Global warming.

So....

I made some easy remedies for making less CO2 (Crap Oxygen 2 the film)

1, Breathe less than you normally do. try not to kill yourself
2, dont use fire anymore.
3, Use O2 phone.
4, take C for Crap off from CO2
5, Do photosynthesis at least 5 hours a day
6, dont drive a car, use your feet. If you cant live without a car, push it.
7, plant in your house (not weed)
8, talk to them everyday (dont be shy)
9, now you have no friends
10, means no one likes you

So, Now you can do something for our precious earth.
we have to take care of it.

Please be aware of the environment issues, its not only on TV.
(unexpected serious conclusion)


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Quote of the day
You know what?
Yes, would you just shut up?
-Seiji

Ive got a law exam tomorrow.
only picture



Look at the sign

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Quote of the day
Final anwer?
No.
-Seiji

"Who wants to be a millionaire"

I made new TV series

Part one

Who wanted to be a millionaire?

-Failers answering painful quetions

e.g. How much do you have in your bank?
A:£1,000,000
B:£30,000,000
C:£13
D:£4,000,000

.......C for Crap

Final answer?

.... Yes...(crying)


Part two

Who wants to make me a millionaire?

Presenter: I am looking for a sponcer

Part three

Who wants to be a millionaire or broke?

If you fail answering a quetion, they will take £1,000 from your bank for each quetion.

Part four

Seiji wants to be a mirrionaire

So?

Part five

Seiji wants to sleep rather than writing this C post

its 4:50am now

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Quote of the day
Ready.... Steady........ CrapCook!!!
-Seiji

Easy cooking lesson- part one



what you need:

• Olive Oil
• 1 Carrot
• 2 Mushrooms
• Bacon 50g
• 1 Egg
• 2 Haricot
• Solt
• One of the pepperbrothers

Step 1



Put them in the microwave.
It will fit, dont lie.

Step 2




Wait 8mins (click on the picture)


Finale



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Quote of the day
Could you please tell Jack to tell Jack A to tell Jack B to tell Jack C to tell Jack Dee to tell Jack E to tell Jack to tell Jack F to tell Jack G to tell Jack H to tell Jack I to tell Jack J to tell John McClane that We cant wait to see Die hard 4.0?

Jack J: Stop making a stupid movie.

-Seiji


After I left New Zealand (Thnx, Avril, and Alex)

One of my kiwi (NZ) friends sent me an email with a picture.

A picture of one page of NZ Music Magazine whatever it was

Seiji: Whats this all about? CD cover design contest?
I dont get why she sent it to me.


.....?

........?

............!?







The Picture of Me and Sam in NZ!

We look sooo stupid

Oh well, if its gonna be on the someones CD
I denetately will buy at least ten one CD.

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Quote of the day
breakfast:nutella lunch:nutella dinner:nutella
-Seiji

sigh... Im so le tired today

How to make coffee

To wake me up, I made a great coffee

Here is instruction

1, you need a cup and a coffee(nescafe would be the best



2, put a fork in the coffee



3, swich on the kettle and wait with doing a handstand



4, When water is done, heat up the door knob (then no one can come in)



5, Pour the hot water into the cup



6, pour milk. (caution! you have to be careful not to take mayonnaise)



7, have a great time with your coffee



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Quote of the day
I saw such a great gig last night!
-Seiji

and now, I woke up at 1:30. Yes, I could sleep so well. for nearly 12 hours.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is out now.
Unfortunately Harry, Daniel Radcliffe might not be acting for last Harry Potter.

That would be awful to watch other guy who looks like him acting as Harry. He is not the one anyway.

Well, I have to stop him, or find someone better then him.

Harry Potter's image

1. Shy
2. The one
3. Boy
4. Scar
5. Glasses

scar and glasses
scar and glasses
scar and glasses!!

Yes thats it!
I think its working!


so what do you think, director?

Rejection

!?

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Quote of the day
English Lesson 4
How long have you been waiting for me?
Not you
-Seiji



Edward Scissorhands
Matthew Bourn will be performing Edward ScissorSistershands at Sadler's Wall in London.

My favourite movie Edward ScissorSistershands will be performed by the guy who did SwanLake on Stage!! Woa, thats sooo coool! I liked SwanLake too.

Well, I am expecting to see a Scissorhanded guy dancing....

...?

Wait a sec.
Isnt it too dangerous dancing with scissors?
it would be nightmare if someone got hurt on stage
I have to do some thing

I made New Edward ScissorSistershands

Edward Cutterhands



Still dangerous but you can put the edge in when he dances.

Edward Handshands



he can work 5 times faster than us

Edward Cornhands



He doesnt have to worry about feeding hisself (at least for 5-10 days)


Edward Noodlehair



he can eat his own hair



...



I wanna see that show!!

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Quote of the day
I had a dream (the past tense)
-Seiji

The Murderer in Liverpool

5:32pm 17th November 2005 Liverpool (typing sound)





Bang!!





Mr. Ketchup: (gasp)....no, please dont kill me. Please!!


....Next day

someone screaming



someone: Oh no! Mr. Ketchup is dead.

Police arrives

doing an inspection of the scene



Police: hmm I cant find anything.



Mrs. Waterbottle: Last night I saw someone running away! He looked quite white!!



Pepper brothers who know Mr. Ketchup well: Mr Ketchup was having a money trouble with Mr. Mayonnaise.



Police: Do you have anything to say?
Mr. Mayonnaise: No, sir. I did it. I.. bla bla bla bla bla



There was a story behind when I smashed a ketchup.
Oh well, what a wasting time!

I must be tired

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Quote of the day
I was reading house as 'Horse' when I was studying Law.
now I know why it didnt make any sense.
-Seiji

Im sooo busy!!

Darwin's Tortoise

Harriet the giant tortoise has turned 175.

175 years ago I wasnt born yet. I was -156 year old.

Lets interview her (the giant tortoise) about what shes been seeing!

Seiji: Hi, nice to meet you. I would like to ask you some quetions please.
well, first how old are you now?




...................





Seiji: Okay, could you please tell me how you think the world has changed.




.................





Seiji: Okay, Are you proud of yourself being a "friend" of Darwin?




...........




Seiji: ..... As you are 175, is there anything you would like to do




..............




Seiji: ...... Finally, How much longer do you wish to be alive?




!?

jdoaq4uiatujsrohao!!! (unspeakable hawl)

Alas, Mother Nature

Return to nature and commune with it

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Quote of the Day
English Lesson 3
Would you like a cup of tea? No, you smell like somethings else.
-Seiji

YES! I cant sleep again!

Counting Sheep

Its nearly 3am now. I wanna sleep. sleep sleep !? sheep!!
Yeah! Let's count sheep!



1..2..3..4..5..6........



...7...8...9...10...11..12...13...14....15....16....17....



...18....19....20...21....22....23....24.....25....26....27...
.28....29....30.....31.....32.....33.......34....35.....36.....




...37...38....39.......40.........41.........42.......43.....
44......45.......46.......................47.........................
............51..........................Z....z....z......z....z.........



.........................!?



........!?



...!?!?





BABE!!





Ah,Crap. Im fully awake now....


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Quote of the day
English Lesson 2
What's your name? Shut up and go away.
-Seiji

Counting sheep doesnt work on me.

What sales



Its rather more expensive!

sorry I dont have enough time to write more

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Quote of the day
English Lesson 1: This is a pen, this is a pen, this is a pen, this is a pen.... I know

New Matrix



Oi Smith! I hate you.




Please Neo, dont say that. please dont say that. We are good friends arent we?



Shut up



Hi, This is Smith. Can I talk to Mrs Anderson please?



Neo, No more bullying him.
Yes, mother.

THE END

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