Quote of the day
I can talk in my sleep!
-Seiji

Imaginary Diary

19 March 2006

Today, I woke at 7am and had breakfast. I was feeling a bit rough (not hangonver). so I drunk much water. anyway, i went down to the city center and bought some games. board games. I played monapoly by myself. it was really fun. I Won! then I play pictionary by myself. i won! It was easy!! YEah.
After that I went to the gym. and did some training. first I trained left arm. Oh C, i forgot to train right arm.

anyway, it was really good training. then i went home with tap dancing. when I got home I saw someone wa knocking on my door. I said
"hello?"
he(she?) said "can I use your toilet please"
so I let him(her?) in.
then I realised that I only got 6months and 4days to my birthday. damn, Im not ready to be 20 yet. I have to something. so I slept

I was dreaming about Rolling Stones rolling stones, eating pink samon. oh well, what a day.

C for Crap

Quote of the day
Thank you so much for sympathising with me reading my blog
-Seiji


Imaginary diary

Thursday 26 January 2006

Well, I have to say it was a great day. First I woke up at 7:17am. then ate breakfast, watching sky news. The guy was still swimming to England from Japan. Anyway, left home at 7:27am. arrived at school at 7:37. Then we had two lectures which were "How to cheer up grumpy taxi drivers" and "What is Rock'n Roll? by William Shakespeare". After lectures we went to train station to find taxi (Obviously we were trying to cheer up taxi drivers). I did work a bit, but we need more practise. then it started raining. We were quite depressed. everyone went home. I was alone. Then some wierd guy came to me and said, "Hello, You look sad. Would you like to have this lollipop?" I was feeling uncomfi with that guy. I was thinking that he could poison me or something. After while, I said "Oh go for it." So i had it. then... then... nothing happened except I had bad stomachache. He was just a nice guy. He also said "even if you having a bad day, say it is a great day. then you feel better" Then I went home. and slept at 6:16pm.


and now, it is 1am writing this, thinking "Why the hell am I writing this C instead of sleeping.." I really should sleep. honestly, ive got lecture at 9:30 tomorrow.


C for Crap

Quote of the day
If I had a brain I would be dangerous
-Seiji

I didnt go to hospital but i did some excise. Let's see if I can sleep tonight.

Imaginary diary

Monday, 7th, Nov, 2005

I woke up at 7am with birds crying. I was feeling great because I slept nearly for 53GB. I had a huge breakfast before i went to school. yes, I go to school. so I took a plane to there. I hate doing it everyday. Anyway, I had 3 lectures, 2 pratical works, and 3 bananas. It was quite funny that a teacher didnt talk in the class at all. we learnt soo much from him. After school, I went down to the city to get hair cut. I asked them for 'Free jazz hair cut 1994 edition'. It was £19.94. soo cheap. I went to the park to play rugby again. Everyone looked at me and said 'Wow, you looks like free jazz in 1994.' Because of that, I got really fat. I think I have to diet again. Exciting. After that, I went home. It was already 4pm. I nearly missed "Rock on in the toilet", a soap. Its good rubbish. I never missed it since I was 2. Then I ate Fried rice with mashed rice and boiled rice for lunner(lunch+dinner). It tasted like eggs. Then I watched news and found out that a guy swimming to Japanland from England is my dad. Then I started watching a film called "half-spider half-bat man" It was really good. kinda girly film tho. I liked it specialy when he said "I am 25% bat, 12% spider, 21% hendrix, 50% water and 8% egg!!" then now I am going to sleep. What a wonderful day. What a wonderful world.

C for Crap

Imaginary Diary

I woke up at 8am, finding out that it wasnt 8pm. then had breackfast. Toast on Toast. then I had a shower which was really really hot. then I went down to the city which is 4024151273.4mm far from my house. then I had lunch. I saw pigeons smoking so i had to go home. then I was researching in Die Hard. then I fell asleep a bit. then woke at at 2pm. I went to the park, and played rugby alone. it was really fun tackling ppl I dont know. I also played a game called "8cm good luck" which is quite similar to "3cm the revenge". I won. It was such a good game. then I went back home. then had dinner. Chicken Beef. then watched a romantic movie "My dog died yesterday -oh, sorry it was a day before-" I cried three or five times. Im sure I didnt cry four times. then now Im in the bed trying soo hard to sleep.


Ah, This is soo Crap

C

Imaginary Diary (in colour)

Well, Today I went to airport. I was trying to go to NZ.
But when I walked to departure, police came to me.
"Hey, Why are you using Pink?"
"Well, Because I love pink"
"but its hard to read!!"
"Ah okay. now hows it?"
"hm little bit better. but its still hard"
"Ah, you plonker. hows it?"
"C. you suck. still hard man."
"Hey, Im trying hard. Okay. now hows it?"
"I can hardly read it."
"hmmm. you are giving me hard time. this one?
"better, but not much."
"what else do you need then?"
"like this."
"Ahhhh. my eyes hurts..."
"Sorry about that."
"maybe this one?"
"that this is too bright"

"Ah okay, How is that?"
"Positive"

You are sooo dumb.


I think if you drag the whole sentence, its easy to read.


C for Crap

Imaginary Diary

Well, I have to talk about Today. I went to superspa which is in my granmas house.
That was soooooooooo cooool.
anyway, I went to Granmas today. well, I havent seen her for 25 years. and Now Im 18.
I talked her in English, I thought she might find funny. but she didnt. She said"SEIJI, you speak like a guy in the movie called Die Hard" in Chinese. so I said "Well, I love that movie thats all" in French. then she said "yeah, so do I" in Spanish. I wasnt sure about Spanish coz I am now learning it. So I asked her "what did u say?" with mouth closed so it sounded like "frr fuf fu fey?" So my granma said "I like that movie too" with gurgling. then something happaned. my granmas throat got really clean!!!!

Today I saw a miracle.

Ha... this is so C.
I shudnt have written this.

Imaginary diary

today I went to the school. I havent been to school for 2 years coz I wasnt feeling like going to school. I thought it was day 2 but I was day 1. So opption A was the first class. I went to Maths then. There was so many bananas . they were counting it and puting numbers on the board. I asked what they were doing. then my teacher said this was the newest way to learn Maths. Indeed, That was really helpful. I can see which bananas are good.
Form class, My form teacher is Mr Peachy. I realised that I lost my wallet, so I begged money. My Peachy gave me 3 pence. I said "Thank you but I cant use them here(Africa)" So I gave it back to Mr Peachy. He is really nice guy. he is like my best friend. anyway, after throwing money at my ESOL teacher, I had period2 of course, that was free. me and my friends played "3cm" without pencil case. That was quite hard without pencil case. I wished i had had at least oil. then I went to Music. they have coool concert hole. so i went there and I just stand on stage and shouted "Im innocent" five times. then somehow police came to me. C! I said I was innocent man. so I gave them 3 bucks, then they leted me free. after that I made a good coffee. i feel good now. and Im going to sleep soon. that was nice day.

"How to make Good Coffee"

1. put coffee powder in your coffee cup.
2. Sing "banana phone"
3. take your clothes off except undies.
4. go to toilet
5. forget to wash ur hands
6. put hot/cold water in your coffee cup.
7. blieve that your forces gonna mix them up
8. then realize that you didnt wask your hand.
9. your feet are frozen
10. there is no way to wash your hands
11. use your nice and hot/cold coffee to wash ur hand

hm, Im bored to be honest