Quote of the day
I HATE MOSQUITO! and cucumber...
>Seiji

World Council

Welcome back to the world council. Its been nearly 1.5 year since the last rubbish pointless council.

Chair: Ah, what did we talk last time? (laying on the sofa, scratching his ass)
John McClane the dominant male: Hey we talked about my favorite hard out'Die Hard 4.0'
Marty the subdominant male after psyco therapy: I agr....I dont agree that
Dr No: No
Chair: oh yeah we talked about technology didnt we? (checking his email on his new iPhone)

Chair: okay, today's topic shall be 'Olympics'.

'Olympics'

John McClane the dominant male: Hey this is very hot topic! thats hard out!
Dr No: No
Marty the subdominant male after psyco therapy: What did you think about the Beijing Olympics? I personally was against it. Coz you know they had soo much problems before and they werent really in the condition to host the olympics. and also did you hear about that most of the fireworks in the opening were CG and the girl sang the national song wasnt even singing... blah blah blah blah
Dr. who: Who?
Marty the subdominant male after psyco therapy: the Chinese girl in the opening! I mean it was like soo offensive to the girl who actually sang the song. Oh yeah, did you also hear that China banned a lot of thing during the period? I think it was just so disturbing. really how ca....ugg.... yeah I agree that
Mr Jones: I think I would do quite good in the Olympics.
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that
Pan the Labyrinth: Im a princess
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that

Chair: okay lets vote





murmurs








Result


Gold 35
Silver 56
I better not do it 19
Really wanted to go to venice film festival 35
I don....I agr...agree that 1
I get at least 10 emails about enlargement pills a day 1
Really stuck what to write 1


C for Crap

Quote of the day
Great, so I look like sumo wrestler then
-Seiji

World Council
Chair: Welcome back to world council. Its been nearly 1 year and 2 month and 6 days. I dont know if you can still call this "World Council" but lets start. Today we are going to talk about 'Technology'

John McClane the dominant male: 'Live free or Die hard' is coming on July. so watch it or die
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that
Jo the subdominant 7th female: so watch it 7th
John McClane the dominant male: Anyway, I think Gun is the technology we have to talk about
Romeo the second last samurai: yeah, I lost against that, do you remember?
Mary the subominant male: I agree that
Juliet the masculine lady: no, I dont think you were in the movie
Peter the Manspider: ...
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that
John McClane the dominant male: You know.. Internet could be the technology.
Mary the sub: I agree that
Jo the subdominant 7th female: 7th
Romeo the second last samurai: Oh juliet
John McClane the dominant male: and you know, it could be the problem. there is a internet terroist and you know, I have to fig.......
Jess the freelancer: Did u see the Rocky 7?
Rocky the Stallone : oh yeah, i loved it. Did you?
Jess the freelancer: well, I rather watch it on DVD when I dont have anything to do.
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that
Juliet the masculine lady: you shouldve retired a bit earlier you know like in 1900.
Steven Seagal the guitarist: do music. Blues loves you.
Jo the subdominant 7th female: 7th yeah
Chair: well then, lets vote
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that






murmur








Result

Curry 13
Blues 2
When a criminal plot is in place to take down the entire computer and technological structure that supports the economy of the United States (and the world), it's up to a decidedly "old school" hero, police detective John McClane (Willis), to take down the conspiracy, aided by a young hacker (Long). 1
Windows Vista? I want Mac Book 28
I rather start Kickboxing 1
Windows Vista 3
Titanic? 1
Windows Vista? I want iPhone 25
Windows Vista? I want improvement in Global Warming issues 25
Does he look like Seiji? 2

C for Crap

Quote of the day
Can I still be a japanese?
-Seiji


World Council

Chair: Well, well finally we are back. its been ah.....(counting fingers) long time since the last one.... Anyway todays topic is.........'mobile phone'

John Mclane:I love that. they are hard out
Marty the subdominant: I agr...... I DONT AGREE THAT ANYMORE!!!!

Everyone: What!!!!!???

Marty the exsubdominant: I am no subdominant. I rule the world.

Aragon: ... Dark power....

Hobbits: No! My villege!

Marty the Dark master: HAHAHAHAHAHA.

John Mclane: Crap

Hobbits: Crap

Aragon: Dark power is fading!

Marty the subdominant afterall: I agree taht

Crap

C for Crap

Quote of the day
They were playing Bon Jovi at Lennon's bar.
Something is wrong
-Seiji

Finished Essay, passed finance. Now I am free to enjoy holiday!

World Council

Chair: Welcome back to World Council. This time we are going to talk about "Jackie Chan"

start

John McClane the dominant male: Im sure I am stronger than him
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that
Jess the harsh lady: oh really? you both are C, Im sure.
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that
John McClane the dominant male: How can you say that? I never died in the movies.
Jess the harsh lady: Oh yeah? what about the one about stupid ghost boy? YOU WERE DEAD IN THE WHOLE MOVIE!!
Marty the subdominant male: yeah i agree that.
Sauron the dark lord: Actually I am the strongest only if I have a ring.
Marty the subdominant male: yeah I agree that
Sith the other dark lord: Shut up
Darth Vater the father: Luke, I found out that Im not actually your father.
Luke the C jedi: may force be with you, may force be with you, dude.
Jackie Chan: You wanna fight?
All: NO
John McClane the dominant male: you wanna vote who is the strongest then?





Marty the subdominant male: I dont agree with you any mo.... sorry. I agree that



murmurous









Result

hellboy 1
hulk 1
John McClane -12
Jackie Chan 102
Dark lords 12
Santa 11
Jimi hendrix 1301
Samurai 123
Nuclear weapon 129214



Give Peace a chance!
I want you to make love, not war, I know you've heard it before
by John McClane Lennon died on 8 December 1980

C for Chance

(un expected serious ending)

C for Crap

World Council is back

Chair: Ah, finally, we are back. Its been ages since last council. We've got some news before we starts. First, Mr, John McClane the dominant male died when we was filming for Die hard 4.0. Really sad, but we somehow knew that would happen at some point. Anyway, we've got a better person here. Let me introduce you, Lady and gentleman, HELLBOY from hell.
Hellboy: hello. Im from hell. nice to meet you.
Chair: Shut up. well, we are going to disscuss about Movies today. Start.
Vice-chair: start.

John McClane the dominant male: I think die hard is really hard out.
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that.
Katie the manly girl: why are you here? I thought you died in the Crap movie.
Marty the subdominant male: yeah, I agree that.
John McClane: Oi, my movies are all awesome/hard out man. Im sure hellboy is the one of C movies.
Hellboy: im sorry. frankly I didnt want to make that movie.
Marty the subdominant male: its okay.
Hohepa: Mata killed Babba.
Katie the manly girl: I loved the Hulk. It was soo cool. it was soo green too. and it wasnt red at all.
Ninja the samurai: No way, it was aweful. i give it 5 Cs.
Hulk the green guy: Thank you soo much.
Marty: This is heavy, Doc.
Doc: Great scott!!!
John McClane: Well, we should vote what is the best movie and the worst movie.


whispers..

Marty the subdominant male: yeah I agree that







The greatest movie

Back to The future 43
Road of the Lings 33
Last samurai 1
Purupuruphitu 1
Die hard crap
hellboy 0.2
the hulk stupid green guy

The worst movie

Die Hard 129
my dog died yesterday-oh sorry it was 2 days ago 1


C for Crap

THE WORLD COUNCIL

the chairman: Welcome back to the World Council. This time, the subject is....... "iPod"
Well, today we have the very very special guest, John McClane from Die Hard 4.0!!!!!!!!
YEAH!!!! (going crazy)
sorry I was too excited. well then, START.

John McClane 4.0: hm, b4 that, I have to tell you all that I AM NOT TOO OLD TO DO ACTION MOVIE. I am still young!
Marty the subdominantmale: yeah I totaly agree that.
John McClane 4.0 the dominantmale: Well, back to the subject, "iPod" is hard out man. FAR OUT, "iPod" rules.
Marty the subdominantmale: yeah, I must say, I agree that.
Jack from Oxford UNI: Im afraid that I have to ask you what "iPod" means. Its not on the dictionary init?
Ninja the Samurai:Yeah, I zout so 2. its not on my engrish dicsionaly either.
John McClane 4.0 the dominantmale: Well then, your dictionary is such a C. See? Look up mine.............
Marty the subdominantmale: I dont see any "iPod".
John McClane 4.0 the dominantmale: Noway, there was "iPod" in it init?
Marty the subdominantmale:Yeah I agree that.
Ben the Voting master: Well we should vote if "iPod" was on his dictionary or not.


Murmur of voices





Well we have the result.

yes: 39%
no: 21%
I dont know: 10%
I dont like him so no: 29%
I feel like fish and chips for dinner: 1%

in conclusion, someone wants to eat fish and chips tonight.

C for Crap

THE World Council is Back

Chairman:Welcome back to the world council. Today's topic is "THEM". well, we've got special guest today.

John McClane the dominantmale: Yeah, "Them" are hard out man.
Jack from Oxford UNI: Excuse me sur, what are "them"
Marty the subdominantmale: yeah I agree that.
Cole the "I see dead ppl": "THEM" are dead ppl of course.
John McClane the dominantmale: Hey I was in that movie as well. that was hard out.
Cole the "I see dead ppl": yeah, you were one of "them" werent you?
John McClane the dominantmale: No! NOWAY!! I cant be dead!! Look what Ive done in the movie "Die Hard1.2.3"! I survived!!
Cole the "I see dead ppl": you died very first part of that. its impossible to survive from these hard situation anyway. and also your Movie name is "Die Hard" DIE HARD!! you are meant to be got killed.
John McClane the DOMINANTMALE: no, shut up.
Cole the "I see dead ppl": Im sorry.
Marty the subdominantmale: Im sorry too.
The Guest the special: Im sorry too.
the Dog the cat: Woof
the ninja the samurai: Im solly.

World council 2

Chairman: Welcome back to world council. this time, Subject is "why ants are black"

Jack from London: they are black init?
Tony the dog: Woof (Yes)
John McClane from Die Hard: They are black, coz they are hard out.
Tony the dog: Woof (Yes)
Ninja The Samurai after 4 years going abroad: ants are brack becaues you know they Do you know.
Jack from London: I dont get it init?
Tony the dog: Woof (Yes)
Lucy the sky with diamonds: but there are other coloured ants arnt there?
Tony the dog: Woof
Ninja the samurai: I Never havnt seen it.
John McClane from Die Hard: Yeah, They are also hard out. Cool man. I love it.
Jack from London: You do init?
Tony the dog: Woof (Yes)
Lucy the sky with diamonds: you know, we can eat some of them.
Ninja the samurai: wao, I didnt known I can we eat them
Tony the dog: Woof
John McClane from Die Hard: Yeah they taste hard out.
Tony the dog: Woof (hard out)
Jack from London: so what was the subject again init?
Ninja the sumurai: ah.. yes, I think my nose is bleeding hard out.
Tony the dog: Woof (yes)
Someone I forgot the subdominant male: Yeah I agree that.
John McCmane from Die Hard: Hey thats hard out.

Boring

The World Council

The Chairman: Well come to the world council. We are here to talk about one subject. Well, this memorable first topic is "Coffee grinder"

Jonny the Dominant male: Yeah, i like it. I Really like it. I dont have to buy coffee powder any more.
Mathy the subdominant male: I agree that
John McClane from "Die Hard": Yea. They are supergroovy! I had had so much coffee when I was filming "Die hard 2"
Mathy the subdominant male:Yeah I agree that
Lucy the harsh lady: No, no no no. They are SOO bad. They are so noisy. sounds like very loud nosehair cutter.
Mathy the subdominant male:Yeah I agree that.
John McClane from"die Hard": That sound is supergroovy you know. I love it. particularly When I grind it.
Mathy the subdominant male: I agree that
Ninja the samurai:solly I dont understand.
Mathy the subdominant male: I agree that
Jonny the dominant male:But still we have to think about
Mathy the subdominant male: yeah I agree that
Lucy the harsh lady: they all look really ugly. I hate them
Mathy the subdominant male: Yeah I agree that
Gordon the Friend of Tomas the train: .........................
Mathy the subdominant male: I agree that
Ninja the samurai:solly I dont understand what is the kofey glander anyway?
Mathy the subdominant male: yeah I agree that