Quote of the day
Could you please tell Jack to tell Jack A to tell Jack B to tell Jack C to tell Jack Dee to tell Jack E to tell Jack to tell Jack F to tell Jack G to tell Jack H to tell Jack I to tell Jack J to tell John McClane that We cant wait to see Die hard 4.0?
Jack J: Stop making a stupid movie.
-Seiji
After I left New Zealand (Thnx, Avril, and Alex)
One of my kiwi (NZ) friends sent me an email with a picture.
A picture of one page of NZ Music Magazine whatever it was
Seiji: Whats this all about? CD cover design contest?
I dont get why she sent it to me.
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The Picture of Me and Sam in NZ!
We look sooo stupid
Oh well, if its gonna be on the someones CD
I denetately will buy at least ten one CD.
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Quote of the day
breakfast:nutella lunch:nutella dinner:nutella
-Seiji
sigh... Im so le tired today
How to make coffee
To wake me up, I made a great coffee
Here is instruction
1, you need a cup and a coffee(nescafe would be the best
2, put a fork in the coffee
3, swich on the kettle and wait with doing a handstand
4, When water is done, heat up the door knob (then no one can come in)
5, Pour the hot water into the cup
6, pour milk. (caution! you have to be careful not to take mayonnaise)
7, have a great time with your coffee
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Quote of the day
I saw such a great gig last night!
-Seiji
and now, I woke up at 1:30. Yes, I could sleep so well. for nearly 12 hours.
Harry Potter
Harry Potter is out now.
Unfortunately Harry, Daniel Radcliffe might not be acting for last Harry Potter.
That would be awful to watch other guy who looks like him acting as Harry. He is not the one anyway.
Well, I have to stop him, or find someone better then him.
Harry Potter's image
Quote of the day
English Lesson 4
How long have you been waiting for me?
Not you
-Seiji
Edward Scissorhands
Matthew Bourn will be performing Edward ScissorSistershands at Sadler's Wall in London.
My favourite movie Edward ScissorSistershands will be performed by the guy who did SwanLake on Stage!! Woa, thats sooo coool! I liked SwanLake too.
Well, I am expecting to see a Scissorhanded guy dancing....
...?
Wait a sec.
Isnt it too dangerous dancing with scissors?
it would be nightmare if someone got hurt on stage
I have to do some thing
I made New Edward ScissorSistershands
Edward Cutterhands
Still dangerous but you can put the edge in when he dances.
Edward Handshands
he can work 5 times faster than us
Edward Cornhands
He doesnt have to worry about feeding hisself (at least for 5-10 days)
Edward Noodlehair
he can eat his own hair
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I wanna see that show!!
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Quote of the day
I had a dream (the past tense)
-Seiji
The Murderer in Liverpool
5:32pm 17th November 2005 Liverpool (typing sound)
Bang!!
Mr. Ketchup: (gasp)....no, please dont kill me. Please!!
....Next day
someone screaming
someone: Oh no! Mr. Ketchup is dead.
Police arrives
doing an inspection of the scene
Police: hmm I cant find anything.
Mrs. Waterbottle: Last night I saw someone running away! He looked quite white!!
Pepper brothers who know Mr. Ketchup well: Mr Ketchup was having a money trouble with Mr. Mayonnaise.
Police: Do you have anything to say?
Mr. Mayonnaise: No, sir. I did it. I.. bla bla bla bla bla
There was a story behind when I smashed a ketchup.Oh well, what a wasting time!
I must be tired
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Quote of the day
I was reading house as 'Horse' when I was studying Law.
now I know why it didnt make any sense.
-Seiji
Im sooo busy!!
Darwin's Tortoise
Harriet the giant tortoise has turned 175.
175 years ago I wasnt born yet. I was -156 year old.
Lets interview her (the giant tortoise) about what shes been seeing!
Seiji: Hi, nice to meet you. I would like to ask you some quetions please.
well, first how old are you now?
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Seiji: Okay, could you please tell me how you think the world has changed.
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Seiji: Okay, Are you proud of yourself being a "friend" of Darwin?
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Seiji: ..... As you are 175, is there anything you would like to do
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Seiji: ...... Finally, How much longer do you wish to be alive?
!?jdoaq4uiatujsrohao!!! (unspeakable hawl)
Alas, Mother Nature
Return to nature and commune with it
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Quote of the Day
English Lesson 3
Would you like a cup of tea? No, you smell like somethings else.
-Seiji
YES! I cant sleep again!
Counting Sheep
Its nearly 3am now. I wanna sleep. sleep sleep !? sheep!!
Yeah! Let's count sheep!
1..2..3..4..5..6........
...7...8...9...10...11..12...13...14....15....16....17....
...18....19....20...21....22....23....24.....25....26....27...
.28....29....30.....31.....32.....33.......34....35.....36.....
...37...38....39.......40.........41.........42.......43.....
44......45.......46.......................47.........................
............51..........................Z....z....z......z....z.........
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...!?!?
BABE!!
Ah,Crap. Im fully awake now....
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Quote of the day
English Lesson 1: This is a pen, this is a pen, this is a pen, this is a pen.... I know
New Matrix
Oi Smith! I hate you.
Please Neo, dont say that. please dont say that. We are good friends arent we?
Shut up
Hi, This is Smith. Can I talk to Mrs Anderson please?
Neo, No more bullying him.
Yes, mother.
THE END
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