Quote of the day
Oh I wish I pick up £100000 somewhere.
-Seiji

Saying GOOOOD BYE

I was talking to one of my japanese friends on the road.
I didnt know he was in England
We talked about Politics/Science/Maths as we used to do
Then I got home.
I heard someone shouting next door
It was a girl I knew
I wondered if she was okay
so I went next door
on the door there was a sign "PLease knock the door before you touch the door"
SO I knocked the door.

She came out crying.

I asked if she is okay, even tho I knew she wasnt okay

She said "Im okay"

So.. She WAS okay then

Then I got back to my room

and cooked full English Dinner

Then Someone came into my room without saying nothing.

He showed a knife. I was a bit scared.

But somehow I managed to get him down (I dont know how I did it)

Then I called the police, but I couldnt understand what police was saying.

Then I decided to take himn to the police.

He looked familiar to me..

But I couldnt remember

Then I heard my alarm ringing

C for Crap

Quote of the day
I sprained my feed 6times today. I think Im getting better.
-Seiji

Today I had a long day which wasnt really

I am really tired. I can fall asleep NOW.

Well, to make myself awake I should do some mathmatics.

I woke up at 8 today
and took me 12 mins to get to school
and the key of my bicycle snapped.

So 8 x 12 / 2 = Good day

and I had breakfast, Lunch and Dinner all

So Im okay

so 3 x dinenr = enagy for tomorrow.

and its 9 o'clock and got home at 8pm

9-8 = 1

Therefore Gooday + 8pm + 1 + enagy for tomorrow

= Its raining tmorrow

Ah, I dont know what Im writing about.....

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Quote of the day
I dont get any comments. Well I know its hard to put comments on my blog. But it would be nice......
-Seiji

World Coucil is Canceled

Sorry


YouTube

BBC news reports Google is buying video-sharing website YouTube for $1.65bn (£883m) in shares after a weekend of speculation that a deal was in the offing.

Well, I wonder what the name is going to be


So I made some names for goole+youTube

1, GooTube its just too easy
2, youTuble dont know what to say
3, GoogleTube well... you know..
4, Crap
5, yougoogle you google something
6, GYT
7, Internet search engine with video-sharing website
8, iTube
9, YouTugole
10, Goooyoooouoooootoooooouoooooboooooeoooo
11, Oly Tougeg
12, Video
13, Google Video
14, G for Google
15, Y for YouTube
16, C for Crap

Quote of the day
Oh Crap, I never knew my bicycle had a stand even ive been using it for an year...
-Seiji

Tiredness killer (ad)






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Quote of the day
Oh Crap, Ive got cramp when I saw you
-Seiji

How to wake up

My phone alarm is broken now. Alarm doesnt seem to be working. so I will need some new way to wake me up.

1, use Clock alarm
2, CD player alarm
3, use Needle
4, boiled water
5, noise
6, someone shouting at my ear
7, ask someone to call me

I dont like to wake up in the morning anyway.

easy solusion

Use a CD Clock alarm which splash boiled water and needls making noise that sounds like someone shouting. and someone might call you to wake you up. (if its a girl, she fancys you)

Warning
You might get injured as well.

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Quote of the day
I couldve done ninja work you know
-Seiji

Imagnary Diary

Today I woke up at 8am.
and had second sleep til 11am
WEll then, I had full English breakfast and took a shower. After that I went down in the town. On the way there I saw busker singing "singing in the rain" in Spanish. It was amazing. so I gave him Clap. not Crap. Then did some window shoping. I spent £124 for window shopping. It was really good. at 4pm I decided to go home but I missed the last train. So I decided to stay in the town.

So, I took Taxi to home and arrived at 4:10.
It was fun day
Oh yeah, Now Im gonna watch the movie called "Ninja VS Alien"

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Quote of the day
Peter: You can fry you can fry!
-SEiji

Contradictions

something is wrong with;

AAA pirates
-Good Quality pirates

Extra large mini memory stick
-12cm

DVD-R built-in Recorder

Conbination TV (CD player and TV)

Extra large Speakers
-require batteries

Thin Flat screen TV
-1mm

safty hammer
-made of Tofu

British tea
-made in India

Instant Camera
-already exposed

extra light goggles
-small holes

I would like to to have a safty hammer please!

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Quote of the day
Do you think its not my kind to speak about politics?
-Seiji

Disxxy movies.

It is quite risky using jokes of Walt disxxy Co. (copyrights and trademarks)

Anyway

I bought PeterPan from Amazon

I dont quite remember the story.

I remember the green guy flying and a small shiny fly flying.

and non-violence pirates.

so

I decided to make realistic Disxxy Movies


Sleeping kinda beauty
-She is beautiful but not the best

Beauty and the Beast
-Rich Beautiful girl keeps a beast

Aladin
-no flying carpet, but airplane

Lion King
-All subtitled Documentary

Pinocchio
-requires 2 AA batteries

Peterpan
-Netherland

Alice
-too lazy to follow the rabbit

a bit snowwhite
-not too white.

Winny the Pooh
-survival with a tiger, bear, small pink creature, and a weird gray creature

I really wanna see Lion King then

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Quote of the day
I found a monster today. but I forgot to take picture of it.
-Seiji

MOnster

BBC reported 'Monster' fossil find in Arctic


Woa, so now there is/was a monster then



So this is a artwork of monster catching a dolphin...

Ohhh Poor Dolphin....



..


..


hm?




Teeth on the tail!!


THat was first time seeing dolphin with teeth on the tail

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Quote of the day
Again, I am blogging in midnight.

Here is the picture of sunset


I think it is beautiful.


here is a picture of a car



I thnk its sexy


After taking these pictures

I took this




Looks like I have a super power.

Anyway,

C for Crap