HOW TO MAKE YOUR FACE MARK ON SNOW

Well, many ppl asked me how to make face marks on snow.
so this is time making the instruction like "how to make a banana phone"

INSTRUCTIONS

What you need

1. snow
2. face
3. samurai spirit
4. nice coffee

1. meditate for 1 hour
2. think about your friends
3. but actually they are not your friends
4. you are alone
5. Yes you are
6. get over it with your samurai spirit (If you are not Japanese, there is no way to be a samurai)
7. have a nive coffee
8. it was too hot
9. smash your face into the snow to cool it down
10. feel great
11. stay there for 3 mins
12. then you realize that you havent finished your pizza yet
13. watch your Fav movie twice (not Die Hard)

okay then very random.

I am sorry

C for crap