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Oh I wish I pick up £100000 somewhere.
-Seiji

Saying GOOOOD BYE

I was talking to one of my japanese friends on the road.
I didnt know he was in England
We talked about Politics/Science/Maths as we used to do
Then I got home.
I heard someone shouting next door
It was a girl I knew
I wondered if she was okay
so I went next door
on the door there was a sign "PLease knock the door before you touch the door"
SO I knocked the door.

She came out crying.

I asked if she is okay, even tho I knew she wasnt okay

She said "Im okay"

So.. She WAS okay then

Then I got back to my room

and cooked full English Dinner

Then Someone came into my room without saying nothing.

He showed a knife. I was a bit scared.

But somehow I managed to get him down (I dont know how I did it)

Then I called the police, but I couldnt understand what police was saying.

Then I decided to take himn to the police.

He looked familiar to me..

But I couldnt remember

Then I heard my alarm ringing

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