Quote of the day
Oops, i forgot to say, merry christmas!
-Seiji
Horse + Police SWOT analysis (thnx yoko)
In England, the police still use horse for transpotation.
Student Nakano (2007) says "It mismatchs" he also says "hard out"
So Student Nakano (2007) did SWOT analysis
Strengh
-Cowboy
-attracting to hot girls (e.g. police: you wanna go for a ride with me? a hot girl: Oh yeah I'd love to. you are so amazing!!)
-higher view
-faster than walking
-four legs
-clop crop crap
-Looks cool
-Man < Man + Horse
Weakness
-takes time to get on
-pooh after they walk pass by
-stiff neck when you talk to them
-Slow, specially when they are on the public place
-mismatch to the city
-Brown
-Police
-Gives public a animal fear
-fear to the animal allergy
Opportunity
-More time to hock girls (e.g. A hot girl: hey, what a cute horse. Police: oh yeah? you wanna go for a ride then?)
Threads
-Smell
-Yellow jacket
-might smash your nuts
-danger getting killed by your "partner"
-Cool gaze from public
Conclusion
Alas Mother nature.
C for Crap
Saturday, February 17, 2007
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I'm gonna ride a horse into LIPA every day now. Mainly because "it's attractive to hot girls", but also because, of course, "man < man + horse".
They never taught me that in GCSE maths, but it makes complete sense.
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