Wednesday, April 06, 2005

THE WORLD COUNCIL

the chairman: Welcome back to the World Council. This time, the subject is....... "iPod"
Well, today we have the very very special guest, John McClane from Die Hard 4.0!!!!!!!!
YEAH!!!! (going crazy)
sorry I was too excited. well then, START.

John McClane 4.0: hm, b4 that, I have to tell you all that I AM NOT TOO OLD TO DO ACTION MOVIE. I am still young!
Marty the subdominantmale: yeah I totaly agree that.
John McClane 4.0 the dominantmale: Well, back to the subject, "iPod" is hard out man. FAR OUT, "iPod" rules.
Marty the subdominantmale: yeah, I must say, I agree that.
Jack from Oxford UNI: Im afraid that I have to ask you what "iPod" means. Its not on the dictionary init?
Ninja the Samurai:Yeah, I zout so 2. its not on my engrish dicsionaly either.
John McClane 4.0 the dominantmale: Well then, your dictionary is such a C. See? Look up mine.............
Marty the subdominantmale: I dont see any "iPod".
John McClane 4.0 the dominantmale: Noway, there was "iPod" in it init?
Marty the subdominantmale:Yeah I agree that.
Ben the Voting master: Well we should vote if "iPod" was on his dictionary or not.


Murmur of voices





Well we have the result.

yes: 39%
no: 21%
I dont know: 10%
I dont like him so no: 29%
I feel like fish and chips for dinner: 1%

in conclusion, someone wants to eat fish and chips tonight.

C for Crap

2 comments:

Sam said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are insane. That was awesome.

Sam said...

Woops I like fully screwed up this page.