Thursday, December 08, 2005

Quote of the day
They were playing Bon Jovi at Lennon's bar.
Something is wrong
-Seiji

Finished Essay, passed finance. Now I am free to enjoy holiday!

World Council

Chair: Welcome back to World Council. This time we are going to talk about "Jackie Chan"

start

John McClane the dominant male: Im sure I am stronger than him
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that
Jess the harsh lady: oh really? you both are C, Im sure.
Marty the subdominant male: I agree that
John McClane the dominant male: How can you say that? I never died in the movies.
Jess the harsh lady: Oh yeah? what about the one about stupid ghost boy? YOU WERE DEAD IN THE WHOLE MOVIE!!
Marty the subdominant male: yeah i agree that.
Sauron the dark lord: Actually I am the strongest only if I have a ring.
Marty the subdominant male: yeah I agree that
Sith the other dark lord: Shut up
Darth Vater the father: Luke, I found out that Im not actually your father.
Luke the C jedi: may force be with you, may force be with you, dude.
Jackie Chan: You wanna fight?
All: NO
John McClane the dominant male: you wanna vote who is the strongest then?





Marty the subdominant male: I dont agree with you any mo.... sorry. I agree that



murmurous









Result

hellboy 1
hulk 1
John McClane -12
Jackie Chan 102
Dark lords 12
Santa 11
Jimi hendrix 1301
Samurai 123
Nuclear weapon 129214



Give Peace a chance!
I want you to make love, not war, I know you've heard it before
by John McClane Lennon died on 8 December 1980

C for Chance

(un expected serious ending)

C for Crap

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