What is happening to Japan now

OK. Japan doenst look good this morment. earthquakes, and so many typoons this year. I guess just because Im not in Japan. They need me, my superpower. When I go back to Japan. they are gnna go away. so today I am here to talk about my fab food.
First, I like meat. Second I like hot solted carrot. sweetcorn are quite nice as well. I like chips. I really like carry. and of course rice, as I am an "Asian".... Im not racist anyway. bananas are cool. Have you tried baked banana? they are nice. struberry is sooooooo nice. hmmmm Im hungry now. ah yeah this one is quite boring. just talking about my fab food. So I should put my biography here.
1950, not born yet
1985, ah, nearly
1986. finally I was born on 23rd Sep as a baby
1987, Im 1 year old
1988, 2 year old
1989, 3year old, I think I was walking very well
1990, feels like I was 10 year old slash not
1991, you can read it as same from backside
1992, total 21
1993, I know nothing
1994, this is my fab year.
1995, feel like I was real tall
1996, when turn them upsite down its 9661
1997, yeah man, something is different.
1998, I used to have a pencil case with this 1998.
1999, so many 9s.
2000, so many 0s.
2001, travelling to space,
2002, wow its like 1991.
2003, Engrish
2004, crap

yeah man thats all. Good nite